Absent Minded-ness could cost a bomb=O

Highlights Of The Day
ahhhhhh!!
one moment i was enjoying my golden sausage ,
next thing i knew is that my retainer is in the bin AGAIN!
yes...things could get so hilarous just because of my absent mindedness.

This aint the first time i threw my retainer into the rubbish bin unknowingly.
In year 2004,december 24th,just a day before x'mas,
i was working as a x'mas fairy in S'pore indoor Stadium..
i had kfc as my dinner..
was supposed to remove my retainer and keep it in it's box..
BUT,
i forgot to bring my retainer box out..
and i was too hungry to think too much..
took out my retainer,
took out a piece of tissue,
wrapped the tissue around my retainer..
and started to enjoy my sumptous meal..
after the meal,
i wanted to throw the kfc boxes..
who knows i would have mistaken that tissue as
some kinda rubbish and dumped it into the bin tgth with the boxes..
THIS IS HOW i lost my retainer(for the 1st time)..
SO DUMBB....i'm such a dumbass..
to make matters worse, i didnt realised my dumb action till the next day..
while the rubbish bag in the bin was already cleared..
an it was too late for me to retrieve my retainer already..
=.=

i should have learnt from my mistake..
cause it made me redo braces..=( waste $$$
BUT,
today, i obviously proved myself that i had not
repented from my silly mistake..
i threw my retainer into the bin again..
just that this time it's in a plastic bag instead of tissue=.=
luckily this time i didnt take as long as 24hrs to realise my stewpit actions..
this time,10 mins after i reached home, i realised something amiss..
i then realised, IT WAS MY RETAINER!!
quickly rushed downstairs to retreive my retainer tt was
in the transparent plastic bag from the rubbish bin..
was hoping nobody's looking..
LUCKILY..nobody witnessed my embarrasing actions..
of me rampaging through the bin searching frantically..
anyone who saw me might think i'm like some poor kid
searching for food to eat or drink cans to sell=.=
and LUCKILY, the rubbish bag wasnt cleared yet..
PHHHEEWWW... heaved a heavy sigh of relief..
one retainer costs me a hundred ok..
i'm so DUMBDUMBDUMB..
CAN SOMEONE PLS GIVE ME A SUPER MEMORY POTION
to treat my absent mindednessx(